This and the newsfeed not being chronological, or the option to have it chronological being hidden from the user (that’s one of the most recurring question and feature request that internal employees ask, how crazy is that). They delight in our suffering and profit off it. Then a few days later you'll find they scrambled the page structure on purpose just so you could no longer interface with it, precisely so you could not defeat their little nagging dot. You need to submit to this abuse if you want or need to use their services. It's against their terms of service to not be bothered by notifications. If you try to disable the red dot, they'll ban you. They'll actually run human experiments on their users without their informed consent just to find out the exact level of annoyance they'll tolerate without deleting their accounts in disgust. They want it there 24 hours a day bothering you until you give in and watch those ads disguised as videos just to get rid of it and find some peace. They don't want you to disable the red dot. Contempt for other human beings is in their DNA. They make money by spamming users with noise.
What are you waiting for? This could be the one, or the two, or the seven you've been waiting for.> I'll never forget the open contempt Meta has shown for me as a user of their products. This will make the Million Man March seem like a rural hiking club taking a stroll in a meadow.Īlready, the Daily News reports, more than 100,000 people have signed up for this beautiful news bulletin. Who are you trying to fool? What have you commenced? Surely this will be greatest mass stalking in the history of relationships. If you're going to refresh someone's page 20 times a day, why not have an alert on it?" "I just really hope people use it for good, not evil," he told the Daily News, insisting he had created the app mostly as a joke. And one of the world's great ideas was born.Īt the moment, the app is free. Loewenhertz asked, jokingly of course, whether she'd like to know when he might become available. However, in this case, it was his fiancee's sister who needed a date, and, like fine members of the family, mother and sister wondered who might be available to fill that void. And, when it comes to love, it's always a war.Īccording to the New York Daily News, Loewenhertz created the app after he eavesdropped on a chat between his fiancee and her mother. Yes, it does feel a little like stalking. So the Breakup Notifier's eagle eyes and instant digits could help you ensnare the love of your life. When it comes to love, timing is everything. This app is so blindingly brilliant that I want to alter my relationship with myself for not having thought of it. This astounding, beautiful, utterly utilitarian piece of technology allows you to be instantly informed when someone you have loved/liked/been desperate to stalk for a very long time finally becomes available. What could be more simple? What could be more useful? What could be more exciting? That's why he has created the Breakup Notifier App. This is made even more difficult if you happen to have thousands of Facebook friends and at least 20 people of your target sex (or sexes) whose smell you would like to become familiar with.ĭeveloper Dan Loewenherz knows exactly how you feel. It's very hard to keep up with the relationship status of those whom you'd like to get to know better, as in a whole lot better. Has Christine dumped him yet? He looked like a freak.
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